silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
by Fat C April 19, 2022
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sticky librarian

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
by Fat C April 19, 2022
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The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading
by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024
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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 08, 2020
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Pharmaceutical librarian

A person that can identify any type of pill in any form w/o the use/help of any pictures, books, pill-identifier or Google...
I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.
by Ginger~Snapp72 February 16, 2020
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