I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.
Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-
You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.
You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.
by gmoneyfromdastpete June 20, 2009
TWERKGUARD IS THE JUMP OFF KING HE HAS BEEN ORDAINED BY UNCLE LUKE, TOO SHORT , AND LIL BOOSIE!! WHEN HE PULLS THE WHISTLE OUT ALL THE HOES COME TO ATTENTION AND PREPARE TO JUMP OFF FOR THE NEW KING HE EARN THE TITLE RIGHTFULLY!!
by TWERKGUARD January 26, 2022
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by ANGELILAH* February 4, 2010
Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!
by 2nasty4u2do June 26, 2006
This symbolizes that when you are completely done with life you commit suicide by jumping off the most tallest thing known by mankind. This also links to when you find out something you didn't expect to happen.
Athea why are you jumping off your bunkbed?
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa
by Asiantechsupport October 28, 2019
A simple enough term that means “go kill yourself”. It’s first time ever being used in a conversation is when storee was talking to some Whiney slut named Bella.
by thesnapchatslangguy September 23, 2022