The holy gooble

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.

You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 9, 2013

The homies

1Your friends who you just chill with. Maybe give a little kiss now and then. Maybe a little spoon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've tested positive for missing the homies :(

by Tori the Gay Bitch May 15, 2020

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

Tour of the house

A discrete way of asking someone if they want to hook up.

Dean: You smell nice
Kseniya: Would you like a tour of the house? ;)
Alex: Dean, you have a girlfriend

by JewlzStille January 13, 2011

Have the horn for

To really want something;
To lust after it.
To be excited by or aroused by something.

Let's go to the pub, I have such a horn for a big dirty feed of pints.

Laura has the horn for dancing, once she starts she can't stop!

I have the horn for a sandwich, do you fancy one?

by Ci'ara June 26, 2017

the house down

a different way to say "exclamation point", mostly used verbally rather than in writing. This is mostly used in drag culture, to say things like "You look fierce the house down." (You look fierce!)

That girl can dance the house down. (That girl can dance!)

You are a diva the house down. (You are a diva!)

by DemiArianna May 10, 2011

Hittin' the hops

Hops (Humulus lupulus) are a main ingredient in beer, used to give this fine alcohlic beverage it's characteristic bitter taste. To drink beer.

Gary: Hey man me and the lads are getting together tonight for some tea and crumpets, you in?
Bruce: Nah man I'm hookin that shit and hittin' the hops with the ladies.
Gary: You would dude, you would.

by Roachey15 August 13, 2009