Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
by Angrypig16 January 2, 2008
Get the Porn Gurumug. "ohh i need help who will help me. Guru Shwarmi. He fixes everything",or "Dont worry about it Guru Sharwmi will fix it"
by Nathan Miles November 30, 2006
Get the Guru Shwarmimug. An Instagram influencer who sell products and gives advice, with a following primarily based on the aesthetics of their physical appearance, in many cases, their booty.
by MorganSchneider69nice December 30, 2020
Get the Booty Gurumug. A travel Guru loves to talk travel, hear travel and meet travelers; he or she lives and breaths for traveling. A Travel Guru has experience of vagabonding and although they might decide to settle down in one place ,he or she always has the urge to travel and explore new destinations.
They know their visited places inside and out, such as things to do, attractions to visit, people and all the good stuff.
The term 'Travel Guru' is popularized by 'World Inside Out', a company that facilitates authentic traveling.
They know their visited places inside and out, such as things to do, attractions to visit, people and all the good stuff.
The term 'Travel Guru' is popularized by 'World Inside Out', a company that facilitates authentic traveling.
I saw San Francisco like an insider by contacting a Travel Guru.
A Travel Guru knows about all the hidden gems of his or her previously visited countries.
A Travel Guru knows about all the hidden gems of his or her previously visited countries.
by Woyout September 20, 2015
Get the travel gurumug. When the Internet stopped working, Dave installed an Internet proxy server on his phone (which still had Internet), and reconfigured their wireless router to forward TCP/IP packets through his phone so that his family could still watch Netflix on their laptops. He is quite the computer guru!
by guy354 September 17, 2016
Get the computer gurumug. Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased
by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018
Get the Gram Gurumug. An internet forum where fans and haters of Youtube gurus can rave or rant about their favorite or least favorite Youtube guru; users can also create other posts related to local or national news or just celebrity gossip in general.
They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
"The most disliked youtube beauty gurus on Guru Gossip are the Fowler sisters(Juicystar07/Allthatglitters21) and Michellephan."
by Candaygurlll December 18, 2012
Get the Guru Gossipmug.