Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness

Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop

by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025

Gooner

Like the most racist word ever

Cade's favorite word in Gooner

by Chas the Spaz Gaming May 9, 2021

Gooner

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023