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Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
Everett is so based. He loves talking trash and if you are with him you feel like you control society. Everett is viciously straight but he secretly wants to come out as gay. Everett wants a woman that will take control of him and peg him.
by (-1-) November 26, 2021
He is tall and has red hair, can be called Australian from time to time he is obsessed with telling us that he is in love with Louie. But we love him anyway. He is really sweet and loves taking photos. He has a brother and some random parents. He also has two lovely cats.
Everett is so sweet, he has two cats!!
He loves Louie, we still love him anyway.
Black and White Photos are just an Everett thing!
He loves Louie, we still love him anyway.
Black and White Photos are just an Everett thing!
by Jamie & Dalia March 8, 2022
A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
by moreanus123 November 22, 2021
A wild Smelly Animal that wants to date his wilderness teacher, He has Demented Ears and a very weird brother named MIles who like a girl Named Anna, There sister is very HOT tho so its fine ig
by IUZsygg7ybv January 3, 2020