candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024

Manchurian Candidate

A little game played by the Coast Guard Chiefs based on the movie by the same name. Usually accompanied by a theater play that is the result of meshing up everyone’s personalities and “secrets.” The goal being to make the subject scared.

Why is he so confused?

Look away, they are doing the Manchurian Candidate on him.

by Cats are all gray now July 8, 2024

Brainsplatter Candidate

A fine upstanding individual who puts himself forward for painting a wall with brainsplatter delivered by a 5.56 NATO or larger calibre round from a military or law enforcement round. I.e. armed criminal/terrorist.

Let me be clear, if you point your weapon at the MP you become brainsplatter candidates.

by Slackerdawg April 19, 2023

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023