Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

box the bishop

to jerk off masturbate

I was bored last night watching porn, so i decided to box the bishop

by Rory McGregor January 18, 2006

risk it for the biscuit

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

The Bishop's School

Just about the raddest school in Southern California ever. Rich kids school.

Dude, that skeezle goes to Bishop's. She must be super dank.

by x January 9, 2005

choke the bishop

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

by DEHS May 17, 2006

Come on the Biscuit

A masturbation party game where male contestants masturbate furiously to avoid being the last to come on the biscuit. With the last past the post having the forfeit of consuming the biscuit.

Fucking hell, I've never been that sick since my last defeat in Come on the Biscuit.

by Big Bad Gaz October 10, 2003

burp the bishop

Yet another clever way to descibe masturbation.

Jon likes to burp the bishop on Sunday mornings before church.

by nacho mamma August 14, 2009