that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"

by Pers0nne May 10, 2011

that's what she said

something you say when someone says something that a woman would say during sex.
it wont work if they are actually talking about sex.

"Just stick it in there, that's what she said"

by kirbythefootballplaya January 6, 2013

that's what she said

something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo!

Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory.
Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.

by Albert. R January 15, 2008

that's what she said

turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.

that's what she said

by chris35 January 16, 2011

That's what she said!

Used if someone says something dirty. The day it is most commonly used is Februrary 15.

Dude, the paper we have to write is SO LONG!!!!!!!

"That's what she said!"

by Yudye February 21, 2009

that's what she said

A response you can say after just about anything to turn it into a sexual inuendo.

Hard to explain in writing, just try it out when you're hangin around your friends.

by Bug August 26, 2003

that's what she said

A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.

Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.

by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016