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Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!
by SCNYC January 14, 2011
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teesnord

A human being that is obscene, obese, and consumes all resources in the planet.

(also a failure of a music producer)
Guys, Teesnord is so bad...he just ate an entire refrigerator niBBa.
by Gobnord May 30, 2018
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Teneshia

Teneshia shy loving person who everyone love if you find a teneshia treasure her with all your heart
Teneshia is loved were ever she goes
by Oliva Fisher December 21, 2018
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Telescoping

Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.

Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.

Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.

Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
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Tenescia

She like jolly ranchers and most likely taken right now 🌬 insta:_tenescia_
This is Tenescia ex aka weed buddy writing this
by Tenescia April 23, 2020
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Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
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Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021
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