tila tequila

an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.
I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.
by braylin June 16, 2008
Get the tila tequila mug.

Tequila Mockingbird

A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.
El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.
by gofishgo January 13, 2007
Get the Tequila Mockingbird mug.

Tequila factor

The amount of Tequila consumed in bottles (fifths)that would be required to do (screw) a chick or guy. "Eating the worm" adds additional caveats to the meaning without drinking an additional bottle. The tequila factor can be stated with or without "eating the worm". The tequila factor limit is three (3)bottles including eating the worm, because tequila will make you fall in love with anything.
Gosh, she/he, has a one bottle tequila factor without the worm, before I would do her/him!
Her?, she has no tequila factor!
That's definitely a three bottle tequila factor, including the worms!
by Charles R jr. June 12, 2007
Get the Tequila factor mug.

tila tequila

is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian..
she is the defination of whoreisim
tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit
by tim erwin April 28, 2008
Get the tila tequila mug.

Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)
"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson
by mariefrancois August 15, 2009
Get the Patron Tequila mug.

Tequila gawk

A Tequila gawk is performed by pouring a line of salt along a penis and taping a lime wedge to the balls. Then whomever is sucking the dick, takes a shot of tequila, deepthroats the dick and licks the limey balls.
Wanting to spice up their sex life and get shit faced at the same time Dan and Moomoo decided to do Tequila gawks instead of shots.
by Grynn Rockatansky July 25, 2018
Get the Tequila gawk mug.

Tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar in his final god tier form, the best anime waifu according to the Pope, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and even God himself.

A disguise so beautiful even German Guards will get boners to it, it’s so utterly powerful it could destroy universes
Joseph Joestar: -becomes Tequila Joseph-

Me: well fuck now I’m gay
by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 13, 2021
Get the Tequila Joseph mug.