Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022
Get the Farmyard Tennismug. Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.
by thegoldendictionary June 8, 2018
Get the tennis chainsmug. A game typically played via text or instant messenger. One person messages a sentence from the lyrics to a song, then the other person messages back the following sentence, and so on and so forth until the end of the song.
Because of the element of to-and-fro it is effectively like a game of tennis.
Because of the element of to-and-fro it is effectively like a game of tennis.
by punkyfish3000 June 1, 2016
Get the Lyric tennismug. We are now tuning in live to this intense game of no u tennis!
A: you're fat!
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by Cheesy Meatball February 10, 2021
Get the no u tennismug. Example 1:
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!
Example 2:
Roger Federer can Tennis good.
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!
Example 2:
Roger Federer can Tennis good.
by darthnozo August 5, 2011
Get the Tennis goodmug. by pandalover555420 August 2, 2018
Get the Bread tennismug. Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.
by M2M2 January 5, 2009
Get the ultimate tennismug.