Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His {teapot tease} is so sexy!

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

Teapot

Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover

I teapotted my uncle last week

by The crumpet whistle July 20, 2016

teapot

A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.

Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.

by Redbabushka August 15, 2007

Dirty Teapot

The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.

Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

teapot

replaces any other verb

i like to teapot alone in the dark

by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004

im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out

lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

by The king Friday September 7, 2013