Tard

The name used for all the supporters and fans of The Melbourne Victory. A team that competes in the A League National Soccer competition held in Australia. Although this competition has fans Australia wide the ones from Melbourne always seem to be that one step behind. Their stupidity is only exceeded by their lack of vocalisation skills
His opinion doesnt matter he's just a Tard.
by FC Mum September 27, 2006
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TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
by feetoid March 12, 2019
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tard

Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.
Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!
by hellofatman March 30, 2009
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The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.
Man they're so The Tards!
by TardMommy. November 06, 2010
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tard

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.
by kraygal February 09, 2014
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tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who
Alright, don't get a tard-on
by senor g-string November 30, 2010
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Tard-on

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
by Jason's shoes hurt! June 07, 2010
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