Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

by dashfox883 July 17, 2021

Steering Wheel Tan

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.

Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.

by Melissa Hupalo August 25, 2008

british sun tan

A sun tan covering only the face and lower arms. Known as this due to Britons unwillingness to show their bodies in summer, it is largley irrelevant to today's Britain and reflects laregly British stereotypes.

Charles has a British sun tan! His face and arms are all brown!

by Barry Pinches July 5, 2005

Shan-tan

Invented by RH from Hartlepool. When you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. Leaving you with visible white bits. This has no relation to the taxi driver tan.

Look at her shan-tan, she looks like she's got 'Best of Both' tits!

by Rachh1985 June 3, 2010

Spray Tan

When you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.

Last night I ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her boob!

by Troob March 4, 2009

Silly Bandz tan

The horrid-looking tan you get when you wear Silly Bandz. A usually instant description that means to most high schoolers "Wow, you're completely retarded. I really hope those pieces of rubber replace all of the lost friends you could have had if you wouldn't have started wearing them."

Did you see that girl with the Silly Bandz tan?

Yeah dude, she's going out with her brother right now...

by Letter7 August 22, 2010

Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan

Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan

by FartingSanta November 25, 2017