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Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!
“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh
by Bean60 December 14, 2020
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Tailgate

Sticking you penis or hand into the anus immediately after a shit falls out but before the hole has time to close over.

Similar to tailgating through a toll booth without a ticket.
We ran out of lube last night, her ass was too tight to get in so had to tailgate
by Dun-Eideann October 5, 2024
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open the tailgate

Commonly used in Florida to describe sexual relations in which a man forcefully pulls down his partner's pants (similar to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hence the term) and then proceeds to violently assfuck them until they beg for mercy.

When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."
Lester: "Damn Tommy, everybody has been talking about you showing Amanda how to open the tailgate the other night after the party."

Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"
by floridajit66 September 21, 2022
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Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
by Charli XXX November 15, 2015
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vicarious tailgating

When there is a line of cars behind one person driving slow, and you're somewhere several cars back so you tailgate the person in front of you, who tailgates the person in front of them and so on and so forth until someone is tailgating the slow driver.
Joe: Man, I was five cars back from some old granny today and I couldn't pass... it sucked.

Pete: Dude, you totally should have tried vicarious tailgating.
by albert mcpassingpants June 21, 2010
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Tailgate fade

A particularly well trimmed or sculpted version of the “mullet” haircut.
Damn! Look at that fuckin mullet! That’s a straight up tailgate fade. He spent some money on that one.
by radattack February 12, 2021
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