Twash

Especially pointless or useless comments made on Twitter; i.e. Twitter + Trash = Twash.

Man, this guy's feed is nothing but Twash.

by MabelJay August 5, 2011

Twasm

A crossed inbred of a twat and a spasm! In other words, someone who is a complete DIVWAD!!

Example: Emz

by Emz+Madz January 24, 2004

Twastical

the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.

That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song

by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013

twasnt

the area on a man between the nutsack and the asshole

if twasnt there - your insides would fall out

by Beaver660 August 13, 2006

Twassel

To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing

He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter

by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009

Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

by Polargo March 20, 2009

twasser

like twat

god look at that boy over there he's such a twasser!

by M May 9, 2004