The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

by myana___ February 13, 2008

Unicorn in the Dungeon

The willing and consensual female, takes a knee, receives the male butthole on the bridge of her nose, covering her eyes causing a dark and gloomy atmosphere. However, the erect member stemming from the young man standing in front of her, causes the lass to look as if she has a majestic horn growing from her forehead. Many an option are available to the couple from this point forward.

I don't believe in Leprechauns or the Tooth Fairy but last night me and the Mrs. saw a Unicorn in the Dungeon first hand

by Rsully August 4, 2009

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner

I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her

by the.sexpert January 28, 2015

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025