Mario

An italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks english, and looks like a mexican.

Don't be racist, be like Mario.

by Lil'Doggo November 30, 2017

Mario

Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"

John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha

by baby_blue_panda11 June 24, 2018

Mario

A guy who has a brother named Luigi that works as a plumber,
never actually does his job because some princess named after a fruit keeps getting kidnapped by a literal turtle.

Mario - "Look! it's from bowser!"
Mario - " 'Dear pesky plumbers....."

by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021

Mario

A iconic video game character but is kind of a simp because he risks is life just to save the princess peach

MarIo Is A plUMBer yOu KnoW

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 10, 2020

mario

Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario

Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.

by toocutetohandlebby July 21, 2012

Mario

A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!

Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?

by The JoJo January 20, 2009

mario

1. An Italian-American video game character from Nintendo.
2. A common name.

1. Guy 1: I'mma play some Mario.

Guy 2: mkay
2. Guy 1: Yo, you hear about that Mario guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he cool.

by Lolnee6 October 26, 2017