Angel of the Morning

A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.

Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"

Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."

Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"

Mitch: "Quite."

Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."

by rondefebo November 29, 2011

0430 in the morning

The best time to hit the booty before the day starts!

Reach over, grab by the hips and pull it home. Here is the 0430 in the morning wake up call!

by Pepi! November 8, 2007

son of the morning

This is one of the many names for Satan. In the bible Isaiah 14:12 he says, "How have you fallen from heaven, O alight-bringer and daystar, SON OF THE MORNING!" This name was popularized because of a song called lucifer on the Jay'Z black album used it in the hook.

"Lucifer SON OF THE MORNING, i'm gonna chase you out of earth"
Jay-Z's "Lucifer"

by DMH79 June 5, 2005

The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented

"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

by TheBayBender September 9, 2010