Gouche Fairy

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.

"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011

Gouch Pickle

Pickle that is made with gouch juice. The cucumbers are preserved in this juice instead of a brine or vinegar syrup.

The sweat coming out of your gouch could make me some delicious and salty gouch pickle.

by Foucalotte March 14, 2009

gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011

Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Smokin the Gouch

To vigorously suckle and/or chomp upon the taint/perineum area of another person or thing.

The priest dropped his pants and made me smoke his gouch because I farted duing the sermon; I had just learned how smokin the gouch process was.

by Danny Grasso October 16, 2008