A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"
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Get the You ain't got no lowfat syrup! mug.Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.
"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."
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A drink that originated in Houston, Texas. It consists of purple cough syrup (Promethazine with Codeine), and Sprite (or other soft drink) and a Jolly Rancher. Usually consumed while listening to chopped and screwed rap music (ie. Paul Wall, Mike Jones, DJ Screw).
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When Coles wife denied him truffle butter, Cole called his boy Zach and asked if he was up for some truffle syrup. Zach showed up wearing nothing but a bib.
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