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self-syntheticity

The asymmetry of linear time.

The quality of linear time having momentum.

The circumstance of the asymmetric momentum falling under the material (false) frame of consciousness in order to preserve external symmetry.

The circumstance of value having a meta-value because the null value is neither conclusively a point nor a line.

The circumstance of something appearing from nothing.
In the paradigm of self-syntheticity something appears from nothing because the syntheticity is contrapositive to the thesis AND the antithesis.
by sandraxine July 2, 2018
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synthesizer

Both the electric guitar and the synthesizer are electricity based instruments. The main difference is that a synth player is looking for affection from his instrument, rather than from his female fans.

Oh and the synthesizer is played with keys that trigger oscillators, which are led through a series of customizable filters to shape the final sound, whereas the electric guitar is played by touching strings moving in the mangetic field of the pickup coils, or not at all if the amount of affectionate female fans prohibits this. A solution for the guitarist finding himself in this situation is to touch the strings of the female fans.

Synth players who think that the fans are coming too close are advised to buy more synths and build a little synth fortress around themselves on stage.
After getting married, John decided to buy himself a synthesizer to replace his now useless guitar.

Even though he played nothing but synthesizers, the artist had a huge share of good looking female fans.

Bill used to play guitar just to get some, but later found out he actually had musical talent and hence switched to synthesizers.
by Nicolas Herdwick November 16, 2006
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Synthemesc

Synthemesc (or synthetic mescaline) is a term coined in the novel A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
“They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law against prodding some of the new veshches things which they used to put into the old moloko milk, so you could peet drink it with vel-ocet or synthemesc…"
by NatsumiMai May 23, 2014
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synthetic marijuana

Synthetic marijuana has been available since 2006 but has recently gained in popularity. Sold under the names of K2, Spice, Black Mamba, Blaze, and Red X Dawn, it was touted as the legal marijuana and was, therefore, a very attractive alternative to the real thing. But, as the prescription drug epidemic has shown, legal doesn’t mean safe.
Synthetic marijuana was sold at tobacco shops and gas stations, and was marketed as tea, incense, or herbs. The herbs were sprayed with chemicals that mimic the psychoactive properties of THC. Unlike marijuana, though, fake pot cannot be combined with alcohol without making the person extremely ill. Dawn Dearden, spokeswoman for the DEA also points out that since these synthetic marijuana substitutes are not produced in a controlled environment, their purity and dosage are not regulated or consistent.
by anarkyst March 28, 2012
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synthetic

Fake. Unnatural fibers used in braiding hair.
"Gurl, you know that synthetic hair only costs 99 cents..."
by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005
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Nigga Synthesis

NIG·GA SYN·THE·SIS : - noun

Perpetual bond between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

Niggas can create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.
Nigga Syntheiss
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 meets into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: Ay man, I just robbed that white woman's chain, take some of the profits.

Nigga 2: "Ay, thanks man, you's a real nigga.

And Nigga Synthesis is born.
by A random Nigga March 19, 2014
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synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism
like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional
by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013
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