taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

Light Switch

A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.

The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.

by Serah-xmhmm March 6, 2008

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

Suzuki Swift GTi

Small 2 Door Front Wheel Drive Hatchback. 1.3L (1298cc) DOHC 16 Valve 4 Cylinder with Multi Point Fuel Injection with 10.0:1 compression ratio. Produces 100HP @ 6500rpm with a 7400rpm fuel cut and 8000rpm redline. 112 Nm torque @ 5000rpm as factory Standard. Comes only as a 5 speed Manual.

Standard Ventilated 250mm Disc Brakes at front and solid discs at rear. Macpherson struts with front and rear sway bars. Have power windows and mirrors with factory RECARO bucket seats in front.

0-100km/h in between 8.3 - 9.5 secs depending on launch and driver, and 1/4 mile times in high 16 seconds.

Very popular for rallys, hill-climbs and track work. Also very fun and sporty to drive on the street. Well accomplished performer and best bang for buck if looking for a small cheap hatchback.

Show me another standard naturally aspirated 1.3L thats a better package than a Suzuki Swift GTi ?

by kerwjnhguoergoerub July 5, 2009

KC Switch

When boning a girl, and at the same time constantly flirting with her roommate, to the point where the original "bonee" freaks out on you for these obvious flirtations, leaving you and the roommate alone together in a bar. Being a gentleman, you makes a half-hearted attempt to get the "bonee" to stay, but when said attempt fails, return to the bar to continue flirting with the roommate. After consuming mass amounts of alcohol, you and the roommate return to her shared domicile and consummate your flirtations while the original "bonee" is passed out on the couch. Essentially, completing the roommate fuck switch without having to come up with any elaborate stories to get the original "bonee" off your nuts.

This technique is believed to have Brazilian roots, and later migrated to the US.

Person 1: Hey yo, did you hear what Ken did last weekend at the bar?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He pulled the KC Switch on his girl and her roommate!
Person 2: Damn, that dude is so playa!

by Larry Sanders Has a Posse August 17, 2009

Swiftbeast

The highest beastlyness.you can get.

EXAMPLE kobe bryant. Your friend: "Man! I am the beast!" You: well im a swiftbeast!"

by The swiftbeast January 2, 2012