Superman

To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.

Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch

Superman by Thizzard of OZ January 13, 2008

Superman

The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.

random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."

Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."

Superman by Mago7 May 12, 2011

superman

just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.

thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.

superman by smiling yet? March 22, 2008

Superman

An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.

Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"

ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."

Superman by littlecBigC February 19, 2009

SUPERMAN

is a strong man with an even stronger dick

Me: oh im such a SUPERMAN

Victim: NOOOOO

Me: IM SUPER BIG DICK

SUPERMAN by THE DINO MAN September 19, 2018

Superman

A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.

That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.

Superman by joyful October 3, 2007

Superman

Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.

After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.

Superman by Mike09 February 26, 2010