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Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
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Breedable and submissive

Usually said as a compliment

Means you are : Hot and fertile
The new biology teacher is very breedable and submissive
by Bxaesspthon August 15, 2021
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Submissive

She likes Dominant men because she is a submissive.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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Bush-League Sausage Submarine Sandwich

To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.
Slut-Girl Volume 2, Page 17
by Ricken Backer June 29, 2004
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Russian Submarine

Anal sex done in a full bath tub with the recipient face down. The recipient must be using a snorkel in order to breath (for now). Just before ejaculating plug the snorkel hole providing asphyxiation and a tightening anus whilst feeling confined. Try it... its a slam dunk every time!
John: what are doing hun?
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
by Ramdin26 August 10, 2009
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boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.
by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014
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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."
by shakneekwa October 14, 2005
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