Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

by BadassDude May 26, 2009

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smuthawreckedfacepants

The act of getting muthafuckin shitfaced.

What's up for the weekend?

I dunno, probably smuthawreckedfacepants.

by London Gentleman April 21, 2008

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Southampton

A shithole of a city. Full of inbred mongs that fiddle with ponies. This city is the reason why the Titanic sunk.

What’s Southampton like?

Don’t bother going there.

by FireKnight123 May 20, 2020

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University of Southampton

A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.

Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!

Bro she's a 6...

by Johng15 May 15, 2018

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Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

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Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

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