scriddlins

Slang term for very small pieces of marijuana, often found at the bottom of the bag or in users car.

Me: "Yo, get them scriddlins on the floor. Yeah, right there, under the bottle. Okay, load 'em up."

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Auto-straddle

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009

strided

where somebody gets there trousers and/or pants pulled down by someone else.

example:- didn u c robbie get strided at dinner it was soo funny! u saw his red bxers lol!

by fish1993 December 7, 2006

Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011