City in central England that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. Everyone that comes to Stoke should cower in fear. Officially the worst city in England and in the worst county Staffordshire. Anyone who doesn't like the place can fuck off back up their arseholes where they crawled out of and give up on being a stuck up cunt. Oh Stoke-On-Trent, is wonderful, Oh Stoke-On-Trent is WONDERFUL.
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!
by Up The Potters March 28, 2005
Get the Stoke-on-Trent mug.Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.
by cpt adam November 25, 2007
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Where a previous attractive female starts to let themselves go. This usually occurs within a few day's of moving to the area, but the affects can snowball. Usually leading to a complete transformation in a few weeks, typically six. Symptoms are tramp stamps and muffintops, followed by foul language and complete lack of anything feminine.
Worker 1 - Wow that new girl looks really attractive.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.
by Timmeh607 June 16, 2009
Get the StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) mug.the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.
Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?
by kushtoking October 22, 2008
Get the smokeology mug.A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.
'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'
'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'
'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'
by ZeeZeeDee April 14, 2011
Get the Stoke-sub-Hamdon mug.A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
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