Stewie

a sex act in which you stuff a mini football (shaped like stewie griffins head) up your lovers rectum/vagina and bang it, and upon nutting on the mini football you shout “DUECES”

“I gave Alexandra a Stewie last night, and I made that ho lick the nerf football clean”

by Shiddyboi2 March 20, 2023

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cool guy

stewy wewy

by john pork stew June 6, 2024

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sussy stewy

stewy wuwy

by john pork stew June 6, 2024

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Stewie tantrum

Based off that one episode where stewie throws a tantrum over the broken tv. shows when somebody is angry over something so stupid and pointless that it seems like hes pretty much throwing a tantrum

Dude Justin is acting like a huge Stewie tantrum

by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 June 7, 2024

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The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).

Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?

Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.

Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.

Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.

Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.

by Bigdogs123 March 4, 2024

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