The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).
Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
by Bigdogs123 March 4, 2024
Get the Mensa Stewiemug. a sex act in which you stuff a mini football (shaped like stewie griffins head) up your lovers rectum/vagina and bang it, and upon nutting on the mini football you shout “DUECES”
by Shiddyboi2 March 20, 2023
Get the Stewiemug. A time that will come soon enough. It is like the stuff in the book of Revelations, but makes Revelations looks like a Blues Clues episode. There is no stopping it. The day will come.
Goyum 1 “aww jeez man, I don’t know if I’m ready for The Stewieing!”
Goyum 2 “Why worry? We can’t stop it!”
Goyum 2 “Why worry? We can’t stop it!”
by Stewie Stuart May 28, 2020
Get the The Stewieingmug. by I'm a big boi 2134 October 17, 2021
Get the Stewie IIImug. Absolutel stallion l, has the bulid of a Greek god fucks like a porn star ultimately you would be lucky to date Stewie
by Octagon3000 November 24, 2021
Get the Stewiemug.