Howard K. Stern was the guy who claimed he was Anna Nicole's babydaddy until DNA test proved that Larry Birkhead was the dad.
by dibbsgirl April 27, 2010
Get the Howard K. Sternmug. Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.
How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?
by Jay Hoover December 24, 2004
Get the San Antonio Sternsmug. Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.
by spurfan August 18, 2008
Get the San Antonio Sternsmug. Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.
by dirtyspursfan August 20, 2008
Get the San Antonio Sternsmug. by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005
Get the President David "Stern" Palmermug. 
Julien Stern is the most gay person on Earth. He lives in Romania and he's staying near girls because he tells them he is gay. His homies do not know this but they begin to suspect him because he si acting very SUS. He is trying to suck everyone's balls. 🧓
Pers. 1: Hey Julien wanna hang up after school?
Julien Stern: Nah bro I can't.
Pers. 1: Why?
Julien Stern: I have to doo some homework!
(He actually goes to a friend of him and let him fuck the hell out of him)
Julien Stern: Nah bro I can't.
Pers. 1: Why?
Julien Stern: I have to doo some homework!
(He actually goes to a friend of him and let him fuck the hell out of him)
by NIBBA.123 November 27, 2021
Get the Julien Sternmug.