Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017

Mexican Standoff

When everyone is waiting for everyone else to make a move.

Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.

by wiseman11 March 24, 2009

Mexican Standoff

A confrontation between several enemy's risking & willing to inflict damage towards each other in-order to resolve an issue. Guns are drawn and ready, neither side wants to participate in shooting but is willing if the opponent decides to fire their weapon first.

Nazi "Hear that?"
Nazi "That was the sound of my Walther pistol."
Basterd #1 "That makes two of us."
Basterd #1 "I've had a gun pointed at you since you've sat."
Nazi "Looks like we have a Mexican Standoff in our hands."
Basterd #2 "Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!

by Strong Chuy February 13, 2010

Standos

A parking lot where chillers "chill", which happens to be located next to a liquor store named "Standard Liquor", thus the name "Standos". The time spent at Standos consists of smoking stouges and flaunting expensive cars.

Q: Fool, you wanna hit up Standos and cop some stouges?

A: Sounds chill.

by connor.chill December 14, 2010

yea standoff

When you're texting and you and the person you're texting keep repeating yea. This goes on until one person stops texting or someone starts a conversation.

Jack: yea
Jill: yea
Jack: yea
Jill: well it sounds like we're in a yea standoff

by lambofgod79481 August 10, 2010

Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018