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A stadium appetite

When you go to a sports stadium and order: a plastic cup filled up way to high with bad beer, a bag of unsalted peanuts and a hotdog with a way to short bun.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.
Person1: yeah... I’ve got a stadium appetite
Peson2: ohh... really. Good lick man...
by That manly man June 2, 2018
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Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.
The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.
by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019
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Margo Jonker Stadium

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.
by monop September 21, 2021
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Stadium Antics

The annoying things that happen at a stadium, usually during a baseball game, that are loud and pointless.
Examples of stadium antics include hot dog races, the singing of the national anthem, and the seventh inning stretch.
by pointlessfeces September 5, 2012
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Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.
People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.
Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired
by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022
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Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.
Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky
by *construction noises* May 24, 2018
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