A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.
Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall
Person 2: It's Fall
by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020

by currystopitbwbwbwbwb May 15, 2020

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.
The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.
The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.
by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

by monop September 21, 2021

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.
by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
