When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017