Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.

"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"

by Upright Almond July 27, 2023

Squire

A little bitch, and in most cases a pussy and burden to society. Bitches and cries all day, and always complains about his knee.

"you're acting like squire, grow a pair"

by chingchangclang November 18, 2022

purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

Pinky Squire

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from

What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.

by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020

Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument

Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.

by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015

Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often

"youre such a ben jay squire"

by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025

maddie squires

Maddie squires is a fun compassionate hot and funny person they like to hang with a group of close friend but aren't scared to make new ones

She's so hot she must be a maddie squires

by Jbms the best December 30, 2022