An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry
Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry
Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.
The term originates from the eastern
United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different
west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the
midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still
hot dutch apple pie.
The man does a mean and quite
sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
