squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

squat cobbler

A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.

Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.

by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016