Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female

when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...

by doc SM March 3, 2014

Springboard Stevie

When a male is scanted and the force of the trouser's downward motion causes a recoil of the penis.

we gave john a springboard stevie last night, it was hilarious!

by oskar bravo December 13, 2009

Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.

I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!

by normal is nice April 8, 2011

Springboro Kid

A kid who is a general douche, who cares far too much about what other people think, and shops mainly at Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie.

Person 1: Hey tomorrow is a dress up day to support fighting cancer what are you wearing?
Person 2: I'm not dressing up cause I don't want people to think I'm weird.
Person 1: Are you at least going to donate?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Your such a Springboro Kid.

by Mr.OrangePants December 4, 2010