Spencered

Getting "Spencered" is when one says he is going to hit the head and never
returns to the meeting, later to be found hovering over a
booth of a mother daughter where buy the "Spencer" is trying to pick up
the 18 year old daughter and of course removing his self from the bill
on another board members birthday.

Hey man, you Spencered me on my birthday! Where did you go? The check was 85$ you prick!

by VENUMB July 29, 2011

Spencer

A man who has the skills to become famous

Spencer is so good, he is already famous

by THEIJOWFLOHWIOU$o;m tw4 January 24, 2017

Spencer

Spencer is a gay white dude. They're common in America.

Guy one: *Hugs Spencer* No homo bro
Spencer: Full homo bro

by uwubean June 11, 2019

Spencer

A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.

See Also: DNTB

"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".

by TopRow November 28, 2012

Spencered

The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat

Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"

Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"

by Sir swags alot August 16, 2011

Spencer

A great man who has lots of sex in his 15 and up years

He is a Spencer.

by You buy June 2, 2021

spencer

A hot guy with brown eyes. Amazing skateboarder. Wears lots of plaid jackets. Sweet, charming, and anyone would be lucky to go out with him. Also plays the bass guitar and acoustic bass.

Did you see that spencer? I would looooooove to go out with him.

by spencerlover<3 May 16, 2009