noho speedball

Made popular by the creative class of North Hollywood, a Noho Speedball mixes the downer of a THC tincture with the upper of caffeine in coffee. It's an incredibly effective way to remain functionally high during normal daytime activities.
I put some weed oil in my Starbucks and went shopping with my noho speedball.
by J Clayton March 02, 2020
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Yuppie Speedball

Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.
"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"
by hartz0nFire June 04, 2021
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dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.
I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.
by Irish Frisky February 26, 2016
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Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.
I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.
by BichaelBuble November 08, 2023
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Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)
"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."
by tap33ater October 27, 2019
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diet speedball

Mixing an rx stimulant like adderall or ritalin with a rx opiate like oxycontin or percocet.
Person 1: That kid had a diet speedball last night.

Person 2: What a fucking faggot.
by /////// October 21, 2009
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Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.
Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!
by cwalk787 November 11, 2010
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