soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.

Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.

by Borelia January 25, 2025

Infinite-Soma

1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.

1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.

by Zero$ March 27, 2015

somas cat

soma went to the toilet for a wee wee and accidentally urinated on the cat. Therefore somas cat!

oh wow you really benfelled it so hard and did a somas cat

by kal1b May 2, 2025

Soma

Soma is so damn awesome. He will laugh at every random thing and finds everything funny. Soma is very fun to be around. He likes to get super fucked up, so if your lucky enough to know him, you are likely to find him passed out on a sofa on a friday night, or saturday morning. Because of this, his six pack left him years ago, and he rocks the beer belly with style. Nevertheless, he is extremely attractive and can get any girl he wants, so keep a close eye on yo bitch.

I gotta keep shawty on a dog leash, cause i can see Soma lurkin.

by kalooooz666 November 21, 2021

Soma

Soma is an alright guy

This sentence was written by Soma, pretty much an alright guy, if you ask me.

by iamsomalol November 22, 2021

Soma

Lovely

She is very soma

by So.lo June 24, 2021

Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.

He was thankfully in a soma coma.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018