social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.

Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.

by Coco Standley February 4, 2021

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"

Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

Social media attacker

a person who only shows his intelligence in attacking people's posts on social media; a ghost user who only comes alive to attack people on social media; a blind antagonist.

Many social media attackers are worse than their victims.

by PenKraft Mayowa October 13, 2020

social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents

He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!

by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015