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smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.
Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.
by Maxinside April 22, 2014
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Wig Snatching

"Wig snatching" when someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "airs out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by "blowing up someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander, lies or rumors, that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that have taken place or conversations previously had. Alibis can also be provided if warranted.
Leon always keeps it real & is an an expert at snatching wigs.

"Why are you pretending to like Isabel, after all that crap you were talking about her behind her back? Somebody is going to snatch your wig for being so fake."

Jackie got herself a wig snatching for being phony in front of a lot people.
by Black Sanchez October 30, 2013
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smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
by Conan1992 March 30, 2011
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Gorb Snatching

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.
John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.
by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011
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Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
by Vladdx March 3, 2008
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scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.
Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.
by pimaconfit April 21, 2018
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snooking

Synonym of lurking (snooking better word obviously). You snook when you are in a chat room but don't intervene in it but just observe creepily.
Syrup is snooking again
by Snooking December 16, 2020
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