Snart

When you sneeze, fart and shit all at the same time.

"These allergies are killing me, I really shouldn't have had tacos for lunch. I hope I don't snart."

by Cherry(pop) November 11, 2012

Snart

A snart is when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

"Omg! Guys I just snarted!"
" eww did you snart?"

by Picklestix October 6, 2017

snart

smart misspelled. only used be REALLY cool people.

"SNARTY BITCHES"
"*SNART"
"**SNART"
"DUDE, IT'S SMART.

by snartestpersonever December 1, 2010

snart

when you sneeze and fart at the same time

Yesterday I had a cold I sneezed so hard I had a loud snart.All my friends laughed at me

by muddy melanie July 27, 2006

snart

to sneeze and fart at the same time

Tina really didn't mean to snart. She was gassy all day and her allergies we bad.

by mribear January 22, 2009

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008

Snart

When you sneeze and it causes you to simultaneously fart.

"I think I just snarted..."

by Wolffy July 7, 2008