Smeg peg

An unwashed penis.

'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg'

by \/\/3z September 28, 2008

smeg sandwhich

smeg collected in a container and spread on bread and eaten by the producer

ohh yeah give me a smeg sandwhich daddy

by paki_boy_123 November 22, 2017

smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

by Imbatman July 5, 2012

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

rave smeg

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember

"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.

Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.

by analex127 September 19, 2009