cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!

by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003

snapple

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??

by jn9 September 25, 2006

peach snapple

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.

"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"

by J34sus May 11, 2007

snapple

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it

Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!

by Ranjeet January 12, 2008

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

Snapplegasm

1.The experience you feel whenever you read a Snapple Fact.

2.The sudden realization that the sun is 9900 degrees.

The Snapplegasm caused Berry to stare at the sun and go blind.

by Thepersonwhopostedthis February 20, 2011