The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
by Davion Williams February 24, 2009
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whats going down in smellingham?
by shellingam March 7, 2009
Get the smellingham mug.whoa look at that stallings go!
by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
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1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.
Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!
by vegee October 5, 2003
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