by Dick Slapp November 24, 2013
by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011
Wet titties straight out of the shower or doused in oil watch those bad boys bounce
Also see floppy fun bags, wilted wobblers, clangers
Also see floppy fun bags, wilted wobblers, clangers
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
by Rollo & Biff December 24, 2007
Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.
by Zoboomafoo Chris March 22, 2008
A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
by Sloppy fighter February 5, 2009
When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand
by Jakeloveslard April 8, 2018