James Skinner

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.

James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues

by batduck October 20, 2008

Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.

That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009

Beaver Skinner

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.

EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!

by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009

Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017

Skinner Head

An individual who generally agrees with the psychological perspective of B.F. Skinner. Such individuals are also called "Behavioral Psychologists."

My Freudian shrink has no clue what he's talking about.. I need to find a Skinner head.

by GR_MI_Mormon_Girl September 2, 2009

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015

Dennis Skinner

A chad from Bolsover. Also ex member of parliament

Dennis skinner is a chad

by WizardTuna February 25, 2022