by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014

When you do something too soon. Based on the fictional satire character Skim Beeble, who is based off of Vin Diesels character in the fast and the furious movies. When Brian hit the nitrous, Dom says, "too soon".
He hit the nitrous early, so as I flew past him I simply said, "you skim beebled that one!"
This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!
This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!
by Mike Roedich January 31, 2024

by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025

by FrankieAres October 13, 2017

The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.
response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."
by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

by Starfleet Command March 6, 2022
